Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
babies are so dumb
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2 days ago
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Why Are You Arguing Against Gay Marriage?
| Because It Will Destroy The Traditional Meaning of Marriage: | I think you will find that actual 'traditional marriage' was a woman's father signing over ownership of her to the husband that he has picked out. Thank god we have moved on from such outdated 'traditions', right? |
| The Bible Says It's Wrong: | The bible doesn't actually say anything about gay marriage. It does however say that you shall not wear clothing of mixed fabrics (Deuteronomy 22:11), guess we're all going straight to hell! |
| Because Being Gay Is Unnatural: | Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in one- i think it is clear which is more unnatural. |
| Because Gay Men Are Sexual Predators: | Male rape is most commonly committed by heterosexual men (McMullen 1990). Better keep your back against that wall for the rest of your life! |
| Because Gay Sex Is Disgusting: | If you have ever jerked off to a little bit of girl on girl action or if you have ever had heteronormative anal sex then your argument is immediately invalid. |
| Because Gay People Are Icky: | Well.. At least you're honest but i personally find homophobics icky and you're still allowed to get married. |
| Because Innocent Children Might Re-enact Gay Marriage Scenes At School And It Will Turn Our Kids Gay: | You're really more comfortable with children acting out gun fights than acting out a display of love? Pretending to be gun-touting criminals doesn't turn children into gun-touting criminals. Pretending to be a pony doesn't turn children into ponies. Heck, how many LGBT people re-enacted heteronormative marriages when they were kids? You should really look up the definition of 'pretend'. |
| Because I'm a Dick: | Glad you admit it. |
| .... : | Exactly. |
5 hours ago
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this may be one of truest posts I’ve ever seen
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6 hours ago
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venezuelan poodle moth
No sir i think that’s a pokemon
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2 days ago
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YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
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2 days ago
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